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Fat Humans Athletic Club United
FHAC-U Run #509
Pre-Cum Valentines FHAC-U trail!
Thursday, February 8, 2024, 6:30 pm
: 37.3264512, -121.8826245
: Today is Monday
: 51 °F / 11 °C, partially cloudy, light breeze.
Meat at the i-280 lot and look for hashers.
This trail does not start in the middle of the Freeway! The i-280 lot is under the overpass. Google- Camino brewing, if that helps you find the start.

Cum join us for the only pre-valentines FHAC-U trail in the area! You'll want to wear something red, sexy, or both! Expect 2.69mis. of pleasurable trail, 2 properly sexy BC's with foods, 1 proper FC with hookers, and all the pre-cum you can whip up before the grand finale! Please bring Money and ID. Stroller Friendly? Dawg Friendly? At your own risk!