Alright hashers! Fertize-Her and Queen are haring a World Cup 250 banger and honestly? They have NO IDEA what they're doing. 🏆
It's the Soccer World Cup, so bring your jersey, your colors, your spirit— or whatever gets you hyped. Celebrate Freedom 250 with actual humans and some trail magic. These two are either geniuses or absolute disasters, and either way, it's gonna be a ride.
Trail Options:
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Walkers: ~4 miles of scenic chaos (mostly flat, some spicy bits)
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Turkeys: ~5 miles of trail that might make you question your life choices
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Eagles: ~6+ miles for the ones who have nothing else to do
Dogs on leash welcome (but at your own risk). Bring sunscreen.
Start: https://maps.app.goo.gl/9MvoRmGEg538rvrZ6
Cost: $6
On-After: TBD
Show: 1:00 PM | Go: 1:30 PM
Song, virgins, thirst for the golden nectar, and a sense of humor required.
On In!