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Alouette

Melody - Alouette (Unsuspecting female volunteer needed)

CHORUS: Alouette, gentille Alouette, Alouette je te plumerai.

Leader: Does she have ze stringy hair?
All: Oui, she has ze stringy hair.
Leader: Stringy hair,
All: Stringy hair,
Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah…

(Chorus)

Leader: Does she have ze furrowed brow?
All: Oui, she has ze furrowed brow.
Leader: Furrowed brow,
All: Furrowed brow,
Leader: Stringy hair,
All: Stringy hair,
Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah…

(Chorus)

Wooden eye (Yes I would!)…

Broken nose…

Blow job lips…

Two buck teeth…

Double chin…

Swinging tits…

Beer belly…

Bulbous butt…

Furry thing…

Leader: Now isn't she a nice-a girl?
All: Oui, she is a nice-a girl,
Leader: Nice-a girl,
All: Nice-a girl,
Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah…

(Chorus)

Leader/All: How I love her (repeat all)